I took my best bud here as a surprise for his birthday. He is the strong, silent type, and I figured he would benefit from a little breakage therapy.
I looked into smash rooms in the area, and ultimately decided to give my business to Rage Cage because 1) I grew up in G-town and wanted to give back to the island, and 2) the Google reviews are outstanding and for good fkn reason!
John and Ronin are pretty badass, and my buddy and I had THE BEST TIME!! We both did an Exorcism Package, which included everything (axe/knife/star throwing, air soft, smash room, and sumo suit wrestling).
We had the place all to ourselves, and we got to play our own raging playlist, even though what was already playing was pretty much on point with what we wanted to hear. It’s super cool there, and once you finish an activity you get to sign the wall. After going wild in the Rage Room, we were both out of breath, sweaty, and felt like we’d just had a relaxing massage. The sense of relief is transcendent. Relaxed. Free. I recommend you go nuts and come out sore; you will not regret it!
The owner, John, has a real passion for customer service, and because of it, my buddy had the best birthday! I saw him smile for the first time after being withdrawn for quite a while. He felt so great after visiting here, he even agreed to go to a party later that night (which he NEVER does).
Of course, the release from all the activities themselves was great, but I seriously doubt that we would have had the same experience at a different smash room joint. It was the atmosphere provided by John and his genuine want to show us a good time.
Give this place a chance; you won’t be disappointed. And if you are, get the hell out of the way and make room for me, because I will definitely be back!